The board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed on booze bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible perils of having a few...
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a manure truck at 100 yards.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an geek.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't
remember)
- Warning: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
- Warning: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.
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