Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
2         Slices        Bread
6-8                     Dorritos Tortilla Chips
1 1/2     Tablespoon    Mayonaise
1         Tablespoon    Yellow Mustard

Preparation:

Spread mayonaise and mustard on bread. Lay chips out on one slice of bread. Complete sandwich by adding second slice of bread on top of other slice. Smash sandwich to break up chips and eat!