Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   3      ounces        lime gelatin powder                 
   2      cups          cold milk                           
   3 1/4  ounces        vanilla pudding mix -- instant

Preparation:

Prepare lime gelatin according to the directions on the package. Place the bowl of gelatin in the freezer for 40 minutes. While the gelatin is setting, pour the milk into another small bowl and add the pudding mix. Combine with an electric mixer for 1 to 2 minutes until well blended. Immediately pour the pudding mix into dessert dishes, leaving room at the top for the phlegm. Let the dishes set in the refrigerator. After the gelatin phlegm firms up to an oozy, semi-hard state, drizzle over the pudding. Garnish with crumpled facial tissues lightly dipped in cold coffee. The tissues can be tapped lightly with the tip of a red felt pen for a bloody, coughed-up look!