Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   4      Cans          Snow's Clam Chowder -- * see note
   4      Cans          Minced Clams
   4      Pints         Heavy Whipping Cream
   1      Stick         Butter -- optional

Preparation:

* the Snow brand makes a difference; get it if you can Throw everything in a BIG pot. Simmer for several hours until it has reduced by almost half. Eat. Die and go to heaven.