Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   1      cup           ketchup
     1/2  cup           Texas Pete Hot Sauce
   3      cups          apple cider vinegar
   3      tablespoons   salt
   4      tablespoons   freshly ground black pepper
     1/2  cup           dark brown sugar

Preparation:

Dump into a blender and blend the piss outa it. It's good to let it sit overnight, allows the flavors to meld. It will settle out while it sits around (during dinner), so stir often. Playing with the amounts of anything completely change the taste, so experiment!