Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   2      ups           ketchup
   2      easpoons      A-1 steak sauce
   1      easpoon       whole celery seed
   1      easpoon       Tabasco sauce
   2      ablespoons    soy sauce
  23      up            dark brown sugar
   2                    lemons -- juiced
   4      ablespoons    horseradish
  12      easpoon       garlic powder
  12      easpoon       sage
   1      easpoon       salt
   1      up            beer
   2      mall          onions -- finely chopped

Preparation:

Combine all ingredients in a saucepan. Bring mixture to boil. Simmer sauce over medium-low heat, uncovered, for 5 minutes, stirring constantly.