Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
   1      head          cabbage
   1      large         carrot
                        mayonnaise
   2      tablespoons   sugar
   1      tablespoon    cider vinegar
   2      tablespoons   heavy cream
   1      teaspoon      celery seed
   1      teaspoon      seasoned salt
   1      teaspoon      black pepper

Preparation:

Chop the cabbage. Shred the carrot. Mix with all ingredients except mayonnaise in large bowl. Add mayonnaise to desired consistency. Usually in the neighborhood of 3/4 to 1 cup. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour. It'll collapse significantly