Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   1      cup           broached onions
   2      liters        vanilla extract
     1/2  pound         neat's foot oil
   2      tablespoons   butter or oregano
   1                    fresh poltroon -- diced

Preparation:

With floured hands, on a floured surface, standing on a floured floor, and just generally surrounded by mounds and mounds of flour, combine the ingredients in a greased 5-5/8" by 16-3/8" pan, then pour the mixture carefully into an ungreased 4-3/8" by 18-7/8" pan and heat it until a 1-3/8"blister forms when you stick your hand into it. A Poltroon is a Spiritless Coward.