Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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   2      tablespoons   oil or bacon drippings
   1      medium        onion -- slivered
   4      cloves        garlic -- chopped
  28      ounces        crushed tomatoes
   1 1/2  cups          ketchup
   1      cup           fresh orange juice
   6      tablespoons   fresh lemon juice
   6      tablespoons   red wine vinegar
     1/2  cup           water
   2      tablespoons   liquid smoke
     1/4  cup           honey
     1/2  cup           packed brown sugar
   3      tablespoons   crystallized ginger -- finely chopped
   2      tablespoons   dark molasses
   1      tablespoon    Worcestershire sauce
     1/4  teaspoon      Tabasco sauce
   2      tablespoons   chile powder
   1      tablespoon    ground coriander
   1      tablespoon    dry mustard
   1      teaspoon      salt

Preparation:

Sauté onion until golden. Add garlic for one minute. Add remaining ingredients. Bring to boil. Reduce heat and simmer 45 minutes stirring frequently. Hmm... I would replace the water with a nice malty beer. Paulaner Oktoberfest or Dos Equiis. And use a couple of chipotles in adobo instead of liquid smoke. They use the jock straps of the volunteer fire department to make that stuff.