Ingredients:

  Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
2         Tablespoon    ketchup
1/2       Teaspoon      sweet-hot mustard
1         Teaspoon      yellow mustard
1         Teaspoon      worcestershire sauce
1         Teaspoon      minced garlic
2         Teaspoon      (mild) hot sauce -- or to taste
2         Teaspoon      lemon juice
1         Tablespoon    brown sugar

Preparation:

For larger blenders, double/triple ingredient measurements.

Put all ingredients in a blender (I used a magic bullet, hence the small amounts). Blend until smooth. Ready to use!

Nutritional Information:

Bah!